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Dinner is almost done!

Dinner is almost done!

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Hello September. Life changes ahead, do what makes you happy. ✖️#september

Hello September. Life changes ahead, do what makes you happy. ✖️#september

Tags: september
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roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

My sister in law once told me, she put a tampon in to stop from peeing. I slapped her and told her she’s fucking stupid….. She’s 31.

(via fight-0ff-yourdem0ns)

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allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

(via fight-0ff-yourdem0ns)

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suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

(via idgafwatmyurlis)

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"Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out."

Sylvia Plath (via myrisingvoice)

oh my god she is a fucking boss

(via glowist)

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Eeeeeek! ❤️

(Source: iraffiruse, via thegreymantheory)

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deepthroatdemon:

tibets:

it’s so crazy that there are creatures like this on earth

i know…. children are so disgusting…

deepthroatdemon:

tibets:

it’s so crazy that there are creatures like this on earth

i know…. children are so disgusting…

(via thegreymantheory)

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faqoloqy:

the season is right around the corner…

faqoloqy:

the season is right around the corner…

(Source: travishallmark, via oneil-son)

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80slove:

The Breakfast Club

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becomingathlete:

Johnathan Haynes


CrossFit central

becomingathlete:

Johnathan Haynes

CrossFit central

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rubenlew:

For namasteadornments
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